FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Big ass trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT
those are some fancy guitars
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santa: what do you want for christmas?
me: luke hemmings
santa: *takes glasses off*
santa: *wipes away a tear*
santa: *whispers* me too
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
Favorite if you would help me in a fight. RT if your hands are too soft to fight but you would yell loudly to distract the attacker.
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.